Bear vs Beard Hat
$19.00
Picture this: you're deep in the woods, the moon casting eerie shadows, when you hear a twig snap. Your heart skips a beat—could it be a bear? No such luck. Instead, you see a man with a beard, lurking in the darkness. Suddenly, the idea of being stuck with a bear doesn't seem so bad, does it?
It's not just a hat; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your hat now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with your favorite jeans, and a sports tee.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It's not just a hat; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your hat now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with your favorite jeans, and a sports tee.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Picture this: you're deep in the woods, the moon casting eerie shadows, when you hear a twig snap. Your heart skips a beat—could it be a bear? No such luck. Instead, you see a man with a beard, lurking in the darkness. Suddenly, the idea of being stuck with a bear doesn't seem so bad, does it?
It's not just a hat; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your hat now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with your favorite jeans, and a sports tee.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It's not just a hat; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your hat now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with your favorite jeans, and a sports tee.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Picture this: you're deep in the woods, the moon casting eerie shadows, when you hear a twig snap. Your heart skips a beat—could it be a bear? No such luck. Instead, you see a man with a beard, lurking in the darkness. Suddenly, the idea of being stuck with a bear doesn't seem so bad, does it?
It's not just a hat; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your hat now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with your favorite jeans, and a sports tee.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It's not just a hat; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your hat now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with your favorite jeans, and a sports tee.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!