Bear vs Beard Tank
$24.00
Picture this: you're deep in the woods, the moon casting eerie shadows, when you hear a twig snap. Your heart skips a beat—could it be a bear? No such luck. Instead, you see a man with a beard, lurking in the darkness. Suddenly, the idea of being stuck with a bear doesn't seem so bad, does it?
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. Grab your shirt now and show the world that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh."
This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. Grab your shirt now and show the world that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh."
This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Picture this: you're deep in the woods, the moon casting eerie shadows, when you hear a twig snap. Your heart skips a beat—could it be a bear? No such luck. Instead, you see a man with a beard, lurking in the darkness. Suddenly, the idea of being stuck with a bear doesn't seem so bad, does it?
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. Grab your shirt now and show the world that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh."
This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. Grab your shirt now and show the world that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh."
This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Picture this: you're deep in the woods, the moon casting eerie shadows, when you hear a twig snap. Your heart skips a beat—could it be a bear? No such luck. Instead, you see a man with a beard, lurking in the darkness. Suddenly, the idea of being stuck with a bear doesn't seem so bad, does it?
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. Grab your shirt now and show the world that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh."
This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. Grab your shirt now and show the world that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh."
This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!